Principal Squires is shaping up to be the worst principal ever. Little is known about her, which makes her all the more weird and creepy. She is grumpy, mean and carries a megaphone throughout the school yelling at everyone. She runs her school with an iron-fist and you would most likely want to avoid being a student at Seaside Elementary School at all costs. Her defining moment comes when her pants are caught on fire and she truly needs help. After this ordeal she learns to soften up which occasionally shines through when students encounter her now.